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So I couldn't find a single fanart of the webcomic "This Is Not Fiction" by Nicole.
It's awesome.
And full of innuendos.
You should give it a try and read it!
NOW.

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I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:

1.Henry (Reapers Business)

2.Aluca (Asyl 13)

3.Zilla (Samhain City)

4.Cloud (Asyl 13)

5.Rick (Asyl 13)


II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One  or Character Four :
Cloud:*enters tavern,walks toward counter,sits down*"Gimme one whiskey.No,wait....two."
Waiter:"......"
Cloud:"Whaaaaat?!"
Waiter:"Ur old enough?"
Cloud:

III. Jealous, Character Three tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?
Probably because she would try to eat the waiter.
Waiter:"Ur old enough?"
Zilla:"......"*bites in hand*
Cloud:


IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five
Fighting with a blind?Haha.
Rick:"Uh....Can't we...discuss this like....you know....adults?"*turns in wrong direction*
Enemy:"Dude,ur talking to the trees."
Rick:*turns around,face to face with another tree*"Sorry mister,my fault...."
Enemies:


V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk.
Zilla:"And u knows wut?seh wus all liek 'u cannut bite someome whos already deaaaaad' an me wus liek 'fukk you biatch' and....aaaand....*sobs* gimme nother 1 of dis driinks!!"
Waiter:


VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a battle to the death. Who wins?
No one.They would talk about useless nonsense.
Aluca:"And what is the death like?"
Henry:"You know,like a really creepy,old man.The father you never wanted to have.
Death:*sob*


VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?
CloudxAluca
Cloud:"C'mon,you know you want me girl."
Aluca:"Oh God,no.Just...no.Not like this."
Cloud:"Awh,you're so sweet when you're grossed out!Let's kiss,NOW!"
Aluca:


VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?
See question VII.


IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?
Oh yes.
Aluca:*sneaks in Ricks room,takes whatever important shit lays around*
Rick:"Hello?Crow,is this you?"
Aluca:"nope."
Rick:"Oh,okay....."*turns around and plays videogames*
Aluca:"..........wtf..."


X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?
Zilla:"Come on in,make yourself at home!"
Cloud:"Why....just,why me...?"
Zilla:"Cause I couldn't get something nice and fleshy to eat......"
Cloud:


XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.
A reaper,a two vampires,a werwolf and a zombie on a dinner.......O______O
Zilla:"Can someone reach me the finger food?"*grin*
Henry:ò______ó
Cloud:"PFFFFF!wut the hell?!This wine tastes awful!!!"
Aluca:"What wine.....?"*face of pure innocence*
Cloud:
Rick:"This meat tastes.....uhm....paper-ish....."
Henry:
Henry:"Actually it is paper............."
Rick:"......."

XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the only ones around.  How do they react?
Rick:"Oh god,what....what happened??"
Zilla:"Uhm....." *kicks Henrys head* "Looks like he's dead."
Rick:"OhmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD"
Zilla:"Calm your ass dude.I'll eat him and no one will ever know....."
Rick:


XIII. Character Three gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?
SamhainCityPolice:"So,Ma'am,how did this happen?"
Zilla:"I....I was just riding this stupid horse ghost,and suddenly there was something like....A giant,girly puppy on the road?and the damn horse was like 'NEIGH!' and threw me of!!
SCP:"And you're okay?"
Zilla:"Uhm..."*picks her arm up* "Just a flesh wound.I just sew it back on again.......this is like the fourth time this happened...."
Meanwhile off the road:
Cloud:*bleeding*"wha....what the everloving fuck happened....?"
Cloud:

XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?
Zilla:"Trust me,pathology fits you.I mean,you're like,undead yourself,right?"
Zilla:
Aluca:

Cloud:"How about a job as a waiter?We could ask at the night clubs...."
Cloud:
Aluca:"..............................."
Aluca:


XV. Character Three or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?
Probably they would leave cause they got kicked out.
Zilla:"And u know what Poeple?U suck,lolz."
Cloud:"Yeah,so fuck u and fuck ur lifes and totally fuck those empty glasses.WAAAAAAAITER!!!"
Waiter:
Waiter:"GET OUTTA HERE!!!"
Zilla+Cloud:


XVI. Character One wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice!
Henry:"Ugh,where am I?And when am I.....?"
Rick:"I...I could ask...the same....."
Henry:"........"
Rick:"......."
Henry:"AHHHHHH!"
Rick:"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"


XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.
Rick:"And......And we need much more trees....for all the lovely....birdies...."
Randomworldcreatorworker:"Uhm....you sure?Right here?"
Rick:"Why yes!"
RWW:"....................whatever..."*drops trees in the ocean*


XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you (their creator) for something that they have always wanted.
1.
Henry:"Uhm.....I don't know....Ehm.....Hi."
Me:"......Hi."
Henry:"So....do you like scythes?"
Me:"Uhm....yes...."
Henry:"Cool...."
Me:"Mhhmm..."
Henry:"....."
Me:"....."

2.
Me:"Hi!I'm really happy to finally talk to y....."
Aluca:"Shooosh.My question time,not yours."
Me:"........"*sob*
Aluca:"Okay,have you ever thought about drawing something less cliché than a vampire and a werewolf?I mean,it's so old school.And really unoriginal."
Me:"..."
Aluca"..."
Me:
Aluca:
Me:"OHMYGAWDMYOCHATESME."
Aluca:"Uhm...I just meant..."
Me:"DONTTALKTOMEIDONTDESERVEITIDISSAPOINTEDYOUALL"
*slams door*
Aluca:

3.
Zilla:"Ur cool,I guess."
Me:"...rly...?"
Zilla:"Yup.Not cool as me.But you could never be this cool,I mean,you're human.humans are never as cool as zombies."
Me:".......riiiiiiiiiiight."
Zilla:

4.
Me:"Hey Cloud,nice to me....."
Cloud:"Do you know how it feels like to be mistaken for a woman all the time....?"
Me:"uhm....u know I'm a girl....so no....."
Cloud:"IT SUCKS.IT'S NOT COOL.I DON'T LIKE IT.AND EVERYONE WANTS TO DRESS YOU UP."
Me:
Cloud:
Me:

5.
Me:"Hey Rick!"
Rick:"Hi!Nice to....meet you...!"
Me:".....Oh gawd,finally a sane character.I'm so happy now...."
Rick:"He,thanks...."
Me:"Oh my,you're sweeter than I imagined you to be!"
Me:"Let me hug you!!"
Rick:"Uh,sure...!"
Me:*spreads arms and runs towards Rick*
Rick:*spreads arms too and steps forward*
Rick*hugs a lantern*
Me:





(god,this was so much fun.)

Stolen from


☽ Sailor Moon:
[ ] You're a Cancer.
[ ] You're really quite short for your age
[ ] You are a hyperactive person.
[/] Your weakness is cute boys/girls & junk food.(just a bit ....)
[ ] You're very emotional & always seem to be crying over something.
[x] You have a black cat.
[x] You hate school, & your least favorite subject is math.
[/] You always seem to be late.
[/] You may be kind & loving, but you are very jealous (depends on the person.Love interest maybe.)
[x] You try to do good.

Total: 3,5


☾ Sailor Chibi Moon:
[ ] You're the youngest of your group of friends.
[ ] You have/had pink (in your) hair.
[x] Your hobbies are painting/drawing.
[x] You have a total sweet tooth.
[ ] Your favorite colors would be red & pink.
[ ] You're typically childish & stubborn.
[x] But you can be selfless, kind, trusting, & wise beyond your years.
[/] You make friends very easily.
[ ] Your mother is very childish/not mother-like.
[ ] You wish you were from the future.

Total: 3,5


☿ Sailor Mercury:
[ ] You love school & are quite good at it/You have no least favorite subject.
[/] You are always stressed out.(not always,just sometimes.)
[ ] You love the color aquamarine.
[ ] You're sign is a Virgo.
[x] You have/had blue (in your) hair.
[/] You are quite shy, & find it hard to make friends.
[/] You are always very kind & helpful towards everyone.
[ ] Your favorite sport is swimming.
[ ] Your mom is always working.
[ ] You want to be a doctor/nurse when you're older.

Total: 2,5


Sailor Mars:
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You hate learning about more modern history.
[ ] Your dream job is to be a singer or model.
[ ] You have dated someone your friend had a crush on.
[ ] You have a friend you're always fighting with.
[ ] You can run in high heels.
[/] Your favorite color is red & black.
[/] You love fortune-telling.
[/] You used to be a complete loner, but now you are popular.(Not quite popular,but more than before >.>)
[ ] Your sign is an Aries.

Total: 2,5


♃ Sailor Jupiter:
[ ] You hate airplanes.
[x] You're a tomboy, but have a girly side.
[x] You've always been taking care of yourself & are independent.
[x] You're very strong-willed.
[ ] You're a troublemaker, or so people think.
[x] You're one of the tallest of your group of friends.
[ ] Your sign is a Sagittarius.
[/] You have an ex who you're always thinking about since everything reminds you of them.(not always,there are just a few weak moments...)
[ ] You have dated a lot of people.
[ ] You love cooking more than anything.(I'm so bad at cooking...)

Total: 4,5


Sailor Venus:
[ ] You have a white cat.
[x] Your favorite foods are Japanese foods.
[ ] Your favorite colors are red & yellow.
[ ] You love to exercise.
[ ] You are very cheerful person.
[/] You love singing & want to be a singer when you're older.
[ ] You're good at almost any sport.
[x] You're an only child.
[ ] Your sign is a Libra.
[x] You would fake your own death.

Total: 3,5


♅ Sailor Uranus:
[ ] You have short hair, enough to be mistake for a boy.
[x] You love watching cars race or you race cars.
[ ] Your sign is an Aquarius.
[/] You're into the same sex as yourself.(I'm bi.This does count,right?)
[x] You're easily annoyed by people.
[ ] You have a very dry sense of humor.
[ ] You enjoy running.
[ ] You have a girlfriend.
[x] You love to confuse people.
[ ] You're a huge flirt.

Total: 2,5


♆ Sailor Neptune:
[ ] You're average height for your gender.
[ ] You're very elegant & lady-like.
[/] You are into the same sex as yourself.
[ ] You have a girlfriend (or if boy, boyfriend) that you just pretend is a good friend.
[ ] You are very selfless.
[ ] You're a Pisces.
[ ] Your least favorite food is mushrooms.
[x] You love music more than anything.
[ ] You have/had green (in your) hair.
[/] You can play an instrument of some sort.( a lil bit flute,keyboard)

Total: 2


♇ Sailor Pluto:
[x] You're a Scorpio.
[ ] You want to be a fashion designer when you're older.
[/] Your favorite color is dark red.
[x] You drink green tea.
[/] You are not the best at playing music. (depending on the instrument)
[x] You are quite blunt with your statements.
[/] You enjoy sewing & cooking.
[x] You would be considered a loyal friend.
[x] If you could have one superpower, it'd be to tell the future.
[ ] The bug you hate the most are cockroaches.

Total: 6,5


♄ Sailor Saturn:
[ ] You are by far the shortest of your group of friends.
[ ] Milk disgusts you.
[x] You enjoy reading more than anything.
[ ] You hate working out because you're considered weak.
[x] You're an only child.
[x] You have very few friends.
[ ] You're a Capricorn.
[ ] You're a very shy person.
[ ] You live with your father.
[x] You care for others & appreciates sincere friendships

Total: 4
 

So I'm Sailor Pluto.It's surprising,since the scorpio is ruled by the planet is mars .-.

HIGH CLASS:
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[x] You love Starbucks to death.
[ ] You have been called a brat.
[ ] You have tons of shoes.
[ ] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[ ] You have a laptop.

TOTAL:2

GOTHIC:
[x] Black is one of your favorite colours.
[x] You wear chains.(sometimes :3)
[x] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at Hot Topic. (not at hot topic,but hey,I'm german.I consider Leo's Store and Bullet as my hot topic.)
[x] You have worn black lipstick. (For Halloween xD)
[x] You have/had/want/wanted piercings.
[ ] You own a pair of Tripp pants. (What? O.o)
[x] You have at least one unnaturally-colored-haired friend.

TOTAL:7

PUNK:
[ ] You can skateboard.
[ ] You like plaid.
[ ] You have Converse.
[x] You hate MTV.
[x] You have/had/want/wanted blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[x] You love Mohawks
[x] You LOVE music.
[x] You hate people who pretend to be something they are not.

TOTAL:5

EMO:
[x] You are sad sometimes.
[x] You have dark coloured glasses.
[ ] You cry easily.
[ ] You like emo music.
[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
[x] You have written a sad poem.
[x] You have dyed your hair.
[/] You're sad when you're drunk.(Depends on the situation I'm in)

TOTAL:5,5

GHETTO:
[/] You like rap. (Almost non.Just a few selected pieces.)
[ ] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc.
[ ] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[X] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[ ] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood.
[ ] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant.

TOTAL: 1,5

HARDCORE:
[x] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[x] You like normal jeans.
[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance. (I dun even know how hardcore dance works :I)
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one colour. (I wish it had been something more special than red and black :I)
[x] You wear jeans a lot.

TOTAL:7

PREP:
[ ] You LOVE The OC. (Dafuq?)
[x] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog. (dadadadada CHIHUAHUA!)
[ ] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You like buying shoes.
[ ] You have clothes from Hollister, AE, and/or Abercrombie.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[ ] You have/had big sunglasses.
[ ] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect. (Most of the time I don't care what my hair is doing...)

TOTAL:1

ATHLETIC:
[ ] You watch/watched the Superbowl
[ ] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[ ] You collect jerseys.
[ ] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[ ] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team. (dance team in the 4th grade )
[ ] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.

TOTAL:1

SCENE:
[ ] You have mini-skirts.
[ ] You have parted your hair to the side.
[ ] You think polka-dots are way cute.(polka-wut?)
[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
[ ] You've been called a scene before.
[/] You wear/wore long, colourful socks with your skirts. (I have only one pair of black-red-striped stockings....)

TOTAL:1.5

REDNECK:
[ ] Gone four wheeling.
[ ] Went hunting.
[ ] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike.
[ ] Like to go fishing.
[ ] Eat beef jerky. (Vegetarian)
[ ] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[ ] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[ ] Know who Bocephus is.

TOTAL:0

METALHEAD:
[ ] You wear band shirts a lot.
[x] If people down-talk metal, you down-talk their favorite music. (HIP HOP IS NOT THAT COOL.*glance of dead*)
[ ] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
[ ] You HATE emos
[x] You like Black Sabbath.
[ ] You have gone to Ozzfest.
[ ] You have a headband.
[x] You don't like rap.
[x] You have a taste for classic rock, as well. (Metallica... ^3^)

TOTAL: 4


Hu.Does that make me a hardcore gothic.....?

Since the start of 2012 I:

[x] Got a new piercing.
[x] Dyed my hair.
[ ] Ended a relationship.
[ ] Started a new relationship.
[x] Been on a long car/bus journey.
[x] Passed an exam.
[x] Met someone who's now an important part of my life. (hell yes.)
[ ] Cried on someone's shoulder.(me crying on shoulders is a very rare situation)
[ ] Had a massive fight with a boy/girl
[ ] Received flowers.
[ ] Had a Valentine.
[x] Written a letter using pen & paper.
[ ] Gone to see a therapist
[ ] Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
[x] Read a really good book.
[ ] Gone to the zoo.
[x] Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
[x] Traveled by train.
[ ] Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
[ ] Spent the day out in the sun getting a tan.(never going to happen)
[x] Slammed a door out of frustration.
[x] Laughed for no reason.
[x] Had an anxiety attack.
[ ] Babysat for a friend's child.
[x] Had a BBQ.
[ ] Gone to the fayre.
[ ] Gone bowling.
[ ] Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
[x] Gone on a date.  
[x] Been the only sober one on a night out.(I'm like the goddamn sober conscience witch)
[x] Helped someone home after they had been drinking.(hospital DOES count,yeah?)
[x] Stayed up all night.
[x] Talked on the phone for over two hours.
[x] Supported someone who'd received bad news.
[x] Watched some kind of live sporting event.
[ ] Read an entire book in one day.
[ ] Bought a DVD the day it was released.
[ ] Eaten McDonald's more than four times in a single week.
[x] Cried as a result of exam stress.
[x] Met some incredible new people.
[ ] Gone to great parties.  
[x] Fallen backwards off a chair.
[ ] Broken my glasses.
[ ] Worn a watch for the first time in years.
[x] Cried over someone in my past.
[x] Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet.
[ ] Thrown up.
[x] Cried over a film.
[ ] Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-boy/girlfriend.
[ ] Fought with someone in public.
[ ] Been in a relationship for a year or longer.
[ ] Cried in front of someone I adore.
[/] Lost one of my closest friends.


Not as much as I expected.
Feel free to use it too (way too lazy to tag :I)